About Chiz Escudero REAL ULTIMATE FACTS!!!
CERUF is a collection of small nuggets of wisdom/crap about Chiz Escudero that users have submitted. None of them are true, or real. A lot of them came from the Chuck Norris facts. All of them are jokes.
You do know it's a joke, right? Right?
'Joke' is a legal term denoting a common defense for violent criminal acts.
- ~ Joke
Here's some more about politics, Chiz' chosen profession.
'Politics' is made up of two words, 'poly,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics,' which are blood-sucking insects.
- ~ Oscar Wilde on Politics
There are two parties: the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. Sometimes the Stupid Party runs the government, and the government does stupid things. Sometimes the Evil Party is running the government, and the government does evil things. And then there are the occasional times when the government does something that is both stupid and evil. This is called bipartisanship.
- ~ Oscar Wilde on Politics
But seriously. No, scratch that. You take this seriously?
O'RLY?
Well stop that. You're no fun. Enjoy, have a few laughs. If not, you know the way out ;)
The site isn't meant as a personal attack on Chiz, nor in praise of him. It's just... fun. So to those who are - gasp - taking offense at what's in this site: get a clue.
On Politics
No I am not rabidly anit-Chiz. Nor am I pro-Chiz. I am, as MLQ3 once put it, "ambivalent". You can read my thoughts on Chiz on my blog. While you're at it, read my thoughts on the 2007 elections as well.
